I travel by train twice a week. Sometimes weird situations occur:

1. The Journey to the Past
I gaze out off the window and in the tender velvet dusk I see a pheasant in a field, a hare among bushes, a roe on a meadow, a TRICERATOPS in a forest... after a lot of WTF, OMG, IIDA (isn´t it dead already?!). I realize that we pass the dinopark.
OK, it was dark and the statue looked lifelike... anyone could get confused... right?

2. Eroticism
I am staring out off the window and in the sunny afternoon I can see three guys standing next to the railway. Two of them showing their fat naked arses, the third one showing his... front. I was the only one in coupe who noticed that and was scarred for life.

3. Miss Train
I was sitting alone in a coupe when the door burst open and a guy swayed in. He looked at me and told me: "Miss, you are the most beautiful woman in this train."
Me: ...
Guy: "Do you have a lover or a boyfriend?"
Me: ... (If I survive that intact I will buy a gun.)
Guy: "´Cause you are the most gorgeous girl in this train. Really. It makes man happy to see someone so pretty."
Me: (points to other coupes) "There must be more beautiful ladies this way." Because I am clever like that, oh yes.
Guy: (touches his heart) "Impossible. You are absolutely beautiful. Good bye, miss. It was a pleasure to see you." (leaves)
Me: ( :-o

Now, does it count when a merry drunk tells you you are the most beautiful woman on the train?

As for the mad guys courting, I remebered Wolf from The 10th Kingdom.